Conversation with my husband:
Me: “I don’t get why everyone is afraid of clowns. They’ve never bothered me.”
Him: “Because there’s something defective in you.”
Me: “No. False. And you know what? Someday if clowns try to take over the world? Guess who’s going to be in charge of the resistance? I am, motherfucker, because I’m not afraid of them.”
Him: “Wrong. They’ll kill you first because you trust them. They’ll say, ‘hey, come to the clown party,’ and you’ll say yes because you trust them. And then they kill you. *I* will lead the resistance movement because I hate clowns and don’t trust them. Not even a little bit.”
if you wear suspenders there’s a 9000% chance i’d fuck you
i still would
The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadians gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
webcam pics are my fave
honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf
my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab
A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT
I dont even have an excuse for these.
I was diggn my outfit.
Plus im finally getting the hang of mirror selfies, and its miraculous.
Ginger Animal of the Week
Caracal / Desert Lynx (Caracal caracal)