idrawonlunchbags:

Conversation with my husband:

Me: “I don’t get why everyone is afraid of clowns. They’ve never bothered me.”

Him: “Because there’s something defective in you.”

Me: “No. False. And you know what? Someday if clowns try to take over the world? Guess who’s going to be in charge of the resistance? I am, motherfucker, because I’m not afraid of them.”

Him: “Wrong. They’ll kill you first because you trust them. They’ll say, ‘hey, come to the clown party,’ and you’ll say yes because you trust them. And then they kill you. *I* will lead the resistance movement because I hate clowns and don’t trust them. Not even a little bit.”

casfucker:

theoverlordmisha:

casfucker:

if you wear suspenders there’s a 9000% chance i’d fuck you

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i still would

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factsofcanada:

The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadians gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

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princcehans:

webcam pics are my fave

rnints:

"you’re too old to go trick or treating"

SSSHHHHHHshshshhshhhhhhh

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zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

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givingaway:

A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT

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aberrantflamethrower:

I dont even have an excuse for these.
I was diggn my outfit.
Plus im finally getting the hang of mirror selfies, and its miraculous.

chippper:

for-redheads:

Ginger Animal of the Week

Caracal / Desert Lynx (Caracal caracal)

Photos  |   [1] Caracal by Sandra Metzbauer  |  [2] by Annafur  |  [3]  Tiny little kitten by Andreas Jansrud

screeches

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ro-taniah:

homucifer version of this

gonna sell them as prints together >u<